= Фотография нравится мне хотя бы тем, что тут нет лидера. У ЧонМина вылез дикий язык ♥ КюЧжон ваще со стаканом водки (ведь он простой сельский парень ♥, Бейби просто секси ♥, ну а ЕнСен...ЕнСен шикарен читать дальше
= Да, мне не нравится, когда мужчины носят мужские босоножки =_= пусть лучше подмышки не бреют (с содроганием вспоминается шайневский ки) мне понравилась очень кофточка на заднем фоне слева ^^" читать дальше
Как давно я не заходила в сообщества LJ. А там столько всего О.О Про донгов даже читать не стала хД хотя полюбому у меня есть время в них разочароваться
Так что очередной пикспам и фандроч онли. Действующие лица теже ^^^ = Эта фотография лишний раз доказывает, что пасечники/дочки булочника - непростые люди!! А какой размах этой прекрасной ноги ** читать дальше = Не считая быдло-прически, которая ему совершенно не шла, хеарстайлера того думаю все-таки покарали, эта ямочка, О БОЖЕ! И онечно же щеки... читать дальше = Опять быдло-прическа и вообще ужас в майке ПИЗДЕЦ ПРОСТО НЕЛЬЗЯ ТАК ДЕЛАТЬ =_= Но смайл бейби смайл~ читать дальше = А на это, просто хочется сказать "Spank me, baby, spank me hard" читать дальше
A-N-D = Только Джойс может зарядить меня хорошим настроеним :3 Я плакала, любимые 15 ахахаха Но я любуюсь горностаем, потому что я не фанатка Дже! И его грудь меня не привлеает, ой читать дальше = Просто потому что люблю челки заколотые назад и очки читать дальше = А Дже подошло бы быть учителем, вон как красиво 2 у него получается ♥ читать дальше = Я смогла бы в такого мужчину влюбиться... Естественно, я говорю про того, кто слева. Because he is just real читать дальше = Заранее прошу прощения за эти слова, потому что я не знаю кто это, и говорю то, что вижу хД ДЖЕ И СЕКСУАЛЬНЫЕ МЕНЬШИНСТВА ВАУ читать дальше = А эта фотография испугала мою Аленку. Да и меня вобщем-то тоже, и дорама эта тоже, нельзя тру_мужикам телками наряжаться, а то выглядят как дешевые шлюхи для дальнобойщиков (блин, я правда хорошо к Дже отношусь хД честно-честно!) читать дальше
Что-то в даблэс затишье. Хуита по поводу дисбендинга тохошинки мейкс ми вери сэд. Прочитала такой фик, что ревела полчаса. Май эмоушинел состояние вери нестабильно =_=
Я очень хочу быть оригинальной и сказать - мне не нравится Дже. Состояния полной жопы на работе не позволяет это сделать. И поэтому
You know you’re obsessed with DBSK when you… читать дальше1. Buy a new phone because the old one didn’t let you put DBSK ringtones
2. Set your internet passwords to go along the lines of ‘Yunjaeyoosumin<3’ & ‘DBSKHwaiting^’
3. Have your computer desktop icons moved because, ‘they were covering Jaejoong’s face’.
4. Cry when you see them perform…on tv.
5. Have already thought up the names of your future children with them.
6. You want a penis so that you can join the fun you KNOW is going on.
7. Hear people call then gay and you say get excited and say ‘Really? Who do you think is dating who?’
8. Refuse to call them a ‘boy band’ and call them ‘man band’ or ‘acapella dance group’.
9. Place health, family, and school 2nd place behind watching streaming DBSK and fangirling.
10. Date an Asian just to be one step closer.
11. Hum DBSK songs when passing Asians in hopes they’ll talk to you.
12. Cut your hair like one of the members.
13. Start learning Korean or Japanese just in case you ever meet them.
14. Curse Cassiopeia, but praise them for their fancams.
15. Realized you were a pedophile the first time you watched Hug.
16. Realize you have more fangirl friends than real friends…
17. Celebrate the members’ birthdays, but not your significant other’s.
18. Have turned your mother into a fangirl, and have moved on to your dad.
19. Debate whether you should eat for the next month or get that new photobook.
20. Read Fanfiction at work/school.
21. Write Fanfiction at work/school.
22. Start believing Mpreg might be possible.
23. Learn Photoshop just so you can draw naked fanart.
24. Have at least one Photoshoped photo of the members as girls.
25. Rank the men you meet from ‘not even human’ to ‘godly like DBSK’.
26. Buy a 1TB external hard drive for all the HQ & HD DBSK goodness.
27. Have uploaded a video on youtube related to DBSK.
28. Hear the word OT5 and get mental pictures.
29. Have made it your life mission to convert everyone to the DBSK way.
30. Join LiveJournal just for the DBSG community.
31. Join Soompi for the same reason.
32. Buy their album…all 4 versions…
33. Snarl like an animal at any female they get close to.
34. Get confused in biology when they tell you ‘Sheep’ and ‘Bunnies’ can’t have babies.
35. Squeal w/joy when you find out ‘Lions’ and ‘Tigers’ CAN have babies.
36. Expect every singer to be able to sing in 4 languages.
37. Know the Korean fan chants and scream while you watch them perform.
38. Hear people talk about them breaking up you yell, ‘5-1=0, 5-1=0!!!!’
39. Ask your significant lover to ‘squeal like a dolphin’ and get upset when they don’t do it right.
40. Associate the word ‘duck’ with Xiah’s generous posterior.
41. Expect ‘Eu Kyung Kyung’ to come out in the dictionary.
42. Realize you channel Sir Mix-a-Lot every time you see Junsu’s butt.
43. Find yourself understanding and laughing at Xiah’s oyagi gags.
44. Don’t think playing soccer on someone’s forehead is impossible.
45. Think Chunglish is an actual language, and study it.
46. Start to think guys that cry in public are ‘fucking sexy’.
47. Begin wearing shoes w/o socks because Micky does it.
48. Find that Micky Mouse ears turn you on.
49. Swear MinxFood is your OTP.
50. Found yourself shopping for Mangdoongie at the pet store.
51. Expect all Asians to be as tall as Max.
52. Freak out that the songs on the radio don’t have a ‘sonic scream’.
53. Start to think Max’s so snarky he might be Snape’s nephew.
54. Think all leaders should be like Yunho, and get disappointed when they aren’t.
55. Have read/written a haiku about U-Know’s lip mole.
56. Love that U-Know thinks Bambi is a girl.
57. Acquire an obsession with moobs.
58. Ask your significant other why THEY don’t have a small face like U-Know.
59. Swear that Hero could win the title of ‘Miss Universe’ if only they allowed men to enter.
60. Know Hero can’t dance (well) and Don’t Fucking Care.
61. Think Hamtaro PJs are the sex.
62. Find that expressionless men are your ideal.
63. Realize you’re a sadist when you see Jaejoong tied to a wall.
64. The top 30 songs on your iTunes are all by DBSK. shirafaye
65. Automatically classify anyone who doesn't know who DBSK are as clueless idiots as inferior human beings. shirafaye
66. Feel the need to listen to DBSK 24/7...even in your sleep. shirafaye
67. See a mirror and think 'MIROTIC'. (ILU JJ FOR THAT) shirafaye
68. Acquire a fetish for black silk. (THX MIROTIC) shirafaye shirafaye
69. See the number 69 and you wonder which members are at it right now. shirafaye
70. Cry when people say DBSK is getting old. shirafaye
71. Play word-association and the first thing that comes to mind has to do with DBSK...even the word sardine. shirafaye
72. Think men look better with eyeliner. kage12
73. Have a spontaneous orgasm at the mention of anything DBSK related. kage12
74. Think it's normal for men to wear more bling than you. kage12
75. Don't know Korean, but can correctly sing every single song with perfect pronunciation. kage12
76. Cosplay/Consider-Cosplyaing as one of the boy's Balloons outfits, and going to an anime convention to see how many people glomp the shit out of you. kakkobean
77. Name your new puppy 'Max' or 'Hero' in honor of DBSK. sutefaniidesu & hoshiko_malfoy
78. Start adorning your msn-chats/text messages with emoticons (when you used to hate those things) after you found out Jae does it. cherryhatescake
79. No longer think purses aren't gender specific. perriwynkkle
80. Know & celebrate their birthdays, but can't remember your friends' OR parents...hm... cate_monster
81. Compare the age of every person you meet how old they'd be in relation to -insert member here-. cate_monster
82. Buy things with the color red simply because it's DBSK's color. love_stripes
83. Have pictures of them on your school supplies. love_stripes
84. Have had to explain who they are to a teacher because he/she notcied the pictures on your school supplies. love_stripes
85. Have learned the moves to more than one of their dances. love_stripes
86. Would gladly date one of their siblings, if only because that would mean you were related to them. love_stripes
87. Move a guy closer to the top of your 'who I'd date list' just because he is a fanboy. love_stripes
88. Are confident you'd be instant friends with just about every other DBSK fangirl, even if you didn't speak the same language. love_stripes
89. Giggled when you first heard the new album was called Mirotic, because you knew they wanted to call it 'Erotic', but couldn't. freezextheframe
90. Spontaneously orgasm every time somebody says 'HEY!' to you. (thank you Mirotic Album) freezextheframe
91. Swear the Cartier Love Rings prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Jaeho is infact real. freezextheframe
92. Love the fact that some people still believe they are straight. freezextheframe
93. Get mad when a non-fan calls them gay, since they are using it as an insult, but when a fan says it, you spend the next few hours debating parings and end up remembering ot5 is the real heart of the matter. freezextheframe
94. Say red is your favorite color, even if it isnt. freezextheframe
95. Curse Lee SooMan for knowing how to rape you of any money you planned on having, ever. freezextheframe
96. Have convinced yourself that 6 years (or more) is not really that big of an age difference when it comes to dating/getting married (just because you'd like to believe you had a chance with them if you met them). love_stripes
97. At one point or another you joked about/seriously considered nameing one of your current/future children after them. love_stripes
98. Are determined to turn your current/future son into a fanboy. love_stripes
99. Realize the most organized folder on your computer is the one that holds your pictures of DBSK, all 1,000+ of them... love_stripes
100. Laugh when you realize jae's nickname is 'BooJae', because now anytime Yunho says, 'My Boo' (which is often), it's more proof of the Jaeho lovin'. freezextheframe
YAY WE REACHED 100~ ^_^
101. Notice that Yunho used to say JaeJae was his BFF4L, but now he says its Minmin, thus implying that Jaeho MUST have accepted Min into their lovin'. Tru Fax. freezextheframe
102. Utterly LOVE the person who came up with the idea that the boys turn and sing to each other during their powerballads (whoever that was). freezextheframe
103. Swear that X-Man was the greatest show ever invented, since you could watch dbsk do the most random shit ever. freezextheframe
104. Learn how to play korean games, like OF COURSE, just because DBSK play it (and cuz you, like Min, want to intimidate your friends into telling everything). freezextheframe
105. Know MinMin watches porn, and love it (he's one of us!). freezextheframe
106. Know more about DBSK then you do your own relatives (oh yes, its true, and you know it). freezextheframe
107. Watched 'the lion king' and decided what DBSK members would be which characters. freezextheframe
108. Meet DBSK fans whereever you go, including a Dir en Grey concert (spend the 5 hours in line fangirling dbsk, not diru). freezextheframe
109. Immediately blame any outfit and/or hairstyle you don't like on the boys' stylists, even if you're looking at stalker pictures and its obvious the boys chose it themselves. love_stripes
110. Believe DBSK is a health hazard, because you are seriously worried they might give you a heart attack one day (yoosumin sexy counting anyone?), though you would die happy. love_stripes
111. Have written "I love DBSK" or something similar in the sand on a beach. love_stripes
112. Have learned to write in Korean, but only the boys' names... love_stripes
113. Have used DBSK in more than one school project for which you earned a grade. love_stripes
114. Have wished more than once that you were one of the boys' microphones. love_stripes
115. Have fanfiction as the primary source of literature in your life. love_stripes
116. Stay up all night watching an award show streaming live from halfway across the world in a language you don't understand, just to see them perform and see which awards they won, and even end up late for work, but it's worth it. tierybm
117. Use their scant, and awkwardly worded, English phrases in your daily life. Ex. "Let's do this!" padmik
118. Have looked up Jaejoong's hamtaro PJ's up on E-bay and Seriously considered buying them. tftcproductions
119. Know more about gay sex than some actual gay people. Yes, you've read THAT MANY smut fics. love_stripes
120. Dream about DBSK or DBSK related things almost every single night. spearmint95
121. Spazz when one of them looks straight at a fancam even though you know they aren't exactly looking at you. spearmint95
122. Buy a new computer just to do DBSK stuff. chloe1910
123. Go to the Korean CDs section first, to see if they have DBSK's album. chloe1910
124. Start to imagine how Yunjae's babies will look like whenever you see some cute babies. chloe1910
125. Jam out full blast in your car to DBSK. Rollin'! chloe1910
126. Ignore your severe lack of wallspace and order the Mirotic poster, cuz of the Ho!nips. kamyla_tamara
127. Give DBSK names to all your electronics. kamyla_tamara
128. Then cry when you drop 'Junsu' the cellphone. kamyla_tamara
129. Proudly display your DBSK collection despite disapproval by the parentals. kamyla_tamara
130. Write your name + a member on every piece of blank (and sometimes not blank) paper you find. kamyla_tamara
131. Have your 'ideal man' list consisting of DBSK attributes. (big butt, small face, broad shoulders...) kamyla_tamara
132. Think Yunho's scar is so sexy, you almost want to cut up your boyfriend's face so he has one too. kamyla_tamara
133. Try to figure out who's last name would fit better with your first name...in case you got married... kamyla_tamara
134. Support all SM artists, since they've probably talked to DBSK. kamyla_tamara
135. Stand next tall people and pretend they're DBSK. pavor_nocturnum
136. Have joined every DBSK related community on Livejoural & Soompi...EVERY community. pavor_nocturnum
137. Find any possible excuse to use some of Changmin's UFO replies in real life. pavor_nocturnum
138. Stay up into the wee hours of the morning checking what you've done off this list. cotume
139. Send videos of the boys singing 'Happy Birthday' to your friends on THEIR birthdays. interest_ing
140. Find out that lonely girl int he corner of the classroom is a DBSK fangirl and you become friends. interest_ing
141. Sit in class and all the people around you now know who DBSK are. interest_ing
142. Think of Jaejoong anytime anyone mentions Heroes. interest_ing
143. Sqeal with delight upon discovering your school color is going to be red, and yell out 'DBSK HWAITING!' at pep-rallies. interest_ing
144. Add '...in bed with DBSK' when reading out your fortune cookies. hoshiko_malfoy
145. No longer find 'trap stamp' tattoos on men strange. hoshiko_malfoy
146. Don't say 'Mean!' to people who tease you, you say 'Stop being such a Minnie!' straysora
147. Start addressing yourself as Mrs.*insert member's famiy name here* chocorynne
148. ...and demand people address you as such... chocorynne
149. Always get horned up when they wear such tight pants at performances and wonder by everyone doesn't have IT as BIG as they do. justndy
150. Learn to cook just because Jae can, and because Yunho said his ideal woman is someone who can cook. justndy
151. Imagine your pillow/bolster is your TVXQ bias. euphony4
152. Celebrate both of Junsu's birthdays... meimeian
153. Have learned bits and pieces of Korean just by listening to their songs. dongbang_love
154. Train your four-year-old niece to say 'I gotta purple like that' on cue... tohosexy
155. ...She now knows she can put you in a good mood by naming the members on your poster. tohosexy
156. Start analyzing pvs, interviews, shows, photoshoots, etc...to find ANY hint of your OTPs. jinsane226
157. Find graffiti on the wall with similar letters to TVXQ, and rewrite it so it rightfully says 'TVXQ'. mandiska
158. Live so far away, but you've considered applying for Cassiopiea/Bigeast. mandiska
159. Want to visit/move to Korea/Japan just to breath in the same air as them, or visit every possible place they've been. mandiska
160. Go to Paris you search for places where they've been and do everything they did. mandiska
161. Want to go to Prague to steal a piece of the wall they were leaning against. mandiska
162. Buy a custom skin for your phone so you can see their faces all day long. hoshiko_malfoy
163. Start putting posters on your ceiling because you've run out of room on your walls. hoshiko_malfoy
164. Get reprimanded at work for doing fangirly stuff *cough* hoshiko_malfoy
165. Start making plans to head to Korea in 2011, because you MUST meet your TVXQ bias before the world ends in 2012. hoshiko_malfoy
166. Have finally joined one_tvxq forums, because they have all the best news. hoshiko_malfoy
167. Get a twitter account just to keep up with the latest TVXQ news. hoshiko_malfoy
168. Spend time on urbandictionary.com updating entries like 'chuntastic' into their dictionary. hoshiko_malfoy
169. Start to learn HTML and CSS so you can pimp out your lj and myspace with TVXQ. hoshiko_malfoy
170. Have caught your parents humming TVXQ songs (yes, you brainwashed them! YES!) hoshiko_malfoy (c)Hoshiko's Heaven
Сегодня у меня случился кризис в люблении Дже. Это по-настоящему было очень грустно. Все же часть меня не может принять его, ибо она не верит, что он не только хорошая картинка (+ умелые руки гримеров, фотографов, операторов, стилистов, фотошоперов и т.д.), но и добрый, умный [ТУТ ДЛИННЫЙ СПИСОК ВСЕХ ПОЛОЖИТЕЛЬНЫХ КАЧЕСТВ] и просто хороший человек. Хотя, то что он хороший человек - по нему очень видно >8D
Порадовало, что мне сказали, чтомы с ЕнСеном очень похожи. Такие милашки-очаровашки, и кажемся добрыми шо пипец xD
все-таки в нем что-то есть и это что-то настолько хорошо отигрывается, что душа радуется!
как было сказано, что чем кустистее брови, тем моложе выглядишь это оказалось правдой *сравнивает фотографии дже и урухи НУ И ЧТО ЧТО РАЗНИЦА В ВОЗРАСТЕ ЭГЕГЕЙ*
Смотрю Boys Over Flowers с лидером SS501. Не люблю говорить о нем хорошо, но он очень даже ничего оО Проскролила быстро Heaven's Postman. Мне тяжело дать объективную оценку Дже. Правда, могу сказать пока одно - он сосет xD
UPD 1. Лидер СС501 - такая тряпка в этом фильме xD По крайней мере в начальных сериях. А вообще, тут еще один даблэсовец должен был сниматься. Вот два друга, которых развлекать надо. Темненький - это роль для ЕнСена *_* Только он наверно пробы провалил потому что всего пугался и все забывал х)
От актрисы я в восторге, она такая замечательная ♥
я считаю, что первый - это енсен а второй - это дже и первая панда очень счастлива, что ей в попу впендюрилась панда-дже >8D а дже, эз олвейз, охуевши слегка в своем мире
Очередной эпик на тему ЕнСен настолько крут, что спасибо, что поет ))
Мне не понять, почему он стесняется до сих пор поворачиваться спиной к залу. И да, правильно, одень майку подлиннее, а то тут такая зажигательная еврибадигей+тоталгейнбовз подтанцовка хД
бзв, хороший микс читать дальше и да, это еще одна группа, которую я возжелала уебать об стену ^^^ ничего личного xD
ОХОХО ну и уж чтобы совсем
правда я ее на японском слышала первый раз, это такое порево оО на корейском как-то роднее... на иврит похоже x) кто не знал, это моя number one песня у дбск ♥